Rabid Dog Pie wonders:


A blind man goes for a job as a quality controller in a wood mill. Somewhat taken aback by the man’s blindness, the boss asks him how he can possibly do the job if he can’t see anything. “I use my sense of smell,” he replies.

Rather sceptical of the man’s claims, the boss decides to test him by sticking a piece of wood under his nose, “what’s this?” he asks, after a quick sniff, the blindman replies, “it’s a fine piece of oak.”

Amazed at the man’s correct answer, the boss trys again with another piece. “Ah, that is very poor willow,” the blindman answers correctly.

At this moment the boss’s secretary walks in, so for a bit of fun he gets her to hike her dress up, drop her knickers and shove her crotch into the man’s face. He takes a couple of sniffs, and asks if it can be turned around, to which the secretary duly obliges by shoving her backside into his face.

The man takes a sniff, and say’s “you can’t fool me with that one, its the sh1t house door off a tuna boat!”